Ski On Neon : Avalanche! at App Store analyse

This oddly dressed hero has stumbled upon an a pristine and untouched neon mountain that looks perfect for some skiing! However, this mountain is untouched for a reason...

ESCAPE THE AVALANCHE!!!

Never stop. Dont look back! Dont panic. But wait, youre already panicking, WTF? Get it together man. Youre better than this. Maybe youre not? No, you cant think like that, even if its true.

How long can you last? How far can you go before the end? Its bearing down upon you but a great high score is worth the risk...is what you have to tell yourself.

Ever wondered what skiing will be like in the futuristic utopian society that is just around the corner? So have we!!! Our guess is something like this...

Rule #1. If you cant do it on a NEON TUBE, then its not worth doing!!
Rule #2. Strange brightly colored spandex suits are MANDATORY!
Rule #3. Anyone who does things well gets to turn into a FIREBALL!! (Which is weird, right?)

SIMPLE YET ADDICTIVE GAMEPLAY!!
Crouch and dive - Crouch and dive - Crouch and dive. Sounds easy right… Well see about that.

So lets suit up and take a trip into what we, and probably Zach Morris and Marty McFly, believe to be THE FUTURE of winter sports. We hope you enjoy it. Goods as advertised…You will literally SKI-ON-NEON and be chased by an AVALANCHE!!!

KABOOOOOM!!!